Having the hots for staircases?

Let's, just for the sake of argument, imagine that you're a total architecture geek. And your whole life revolves around architecture. It's all you talk about, it's all you think about, it's completely immersed in every aspect of your life.
Then there's the problem of your sex life. What would you do for sexual relief? Luckily, there's a porn site just for the architecturally challenged out there: stairporn.org. The absolute architecture nerds can get their sexual relief from looking at a collection of really sexy looking staircases...